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My wife and I have an agreement. I don't try to run her life and I don't try to run mine.
 
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
 
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
 
Marrying means to halve one's rights and double one's duties.
 
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
 
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. And that is a good thing for any man
 
SPOUSE: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
 
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
 
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
 
Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too
 
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
 
Bigamy: Marrying a pretty girl and a good cook !
 
WEDDING: A necessary formality before securing a divorce.
 
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
 
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
 
This is my rule of married life: it's better to be happy than to be right. 
 
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
 
A marriage is likely to be called happy if neither party ever expected to get much happiness out of it.
 
One should always be in love; that is the reason one should never marry.
 
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
 
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
 
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
 
Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.
 
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
 
The goal of marriage is not to think alike but to think together.
 
A man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.
 
If you want to stay single...look for the perfect mate !
 
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife isn't saying.
 
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry
 
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