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Bigamy: Marrying a pretty girl and a good cook !
 
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
 
Marrying means to halve one's rights and double one's duties.
 
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
 
Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.
 
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
 
Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too
 
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
 
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife isn't saying.
 
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
 
SPOUSE: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
 
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
 
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
 
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
 
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
 
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
 
The goal of marriage is not to think alike but to think together.
 
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
 
WEDDING: A necessary formality before securing a divorce.
 
My wife and I have an agreement. I don't try to run her life and I don't try to run mine.
 
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry
 
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. And that is a good thing for any man
 
A man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.
 
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
 
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
 
If you want to stay single...look for the perfect mate !
 
One should always be in love; that is the reason one should never marry.
 
A marriage is likely to be called happy if neither party ever expected to get much happiness out of it.
 
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