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SPOUSE: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
 
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
 
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
 
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
 
A man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.
 
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
 
Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.
 
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. And that is a good thing for any man
 
Bigamy: Marrying a pretty girl and a good cook !
 
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
 
Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too
 
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife isn't saying.
 
A marriage is likely to be called happy if neither party ever expected to get much happiness out of it.
 
If you want to stay single...look for the perfect mate !
 
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
 
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
 
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
 
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
 
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
 
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry
 
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
 
One should always be in love; that is the reason one should never marry.
 
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
 
The goal of marriage is not to think alike but to think together.
 
Marrying means to halve one's rights and double one's duties.
 
My wife and I have an agreement. I don't try to run her life and I don't try to run mine.
 
WEDDING: A necessary formality before securing a divorce.
 
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
 
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