Quotes on Matrimonio

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My wife and I have an agreement. I don't try to run her life and I don't try to run mine.
 
The goal of marriage is not to think alike but to think together.
 
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
 
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
 
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
 
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
 
SPOUSE: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
 
A man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.
 
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife isn't saying.
 
Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too
 
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
 
Bigamy: Marrying a pretty girl and a good cook !
 
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
 
If you want to stay single...look for the perfect mate !
 
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
 
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry
 
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
 
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
 
A marriage is likely to be called happy if neither party ever expected to get much happiness out of it.
 
Marrying means to halve one's rights and double one's duties.
 
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. And that is a good thing for any man
 
Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.
 
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
 
One should always be in love; that is the reason one should never marry.
 
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
 
WEDDING: A necessary formality before securing a divorce.
 
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
 
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
 
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