Quotes on Matrimonio

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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. And that is a good thing for any man
 
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
 
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife isn't saying.
 
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
 
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
 
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
 
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
 
A marriage is likely to be called happy if neither party ever expected to get much happiness out of it.
 
If you want to stay single...look for the perfect mate !
 
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
 
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
 
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
 
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry
 
SPOUSE: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
 
Bigamy: Marrying a pretty girl and a good cook !
 
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
 
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
 
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
 
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
 
This is my rule of married life: it's better to be happy than to be right. 
 
The goal of marriage is not to think alike but to think together.
 
WEDDING: A necessary formality before securing a divorce.
 
Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too
 
My wife and I have an agreement. I don't try to run her life and I don't try to run mine.
 
Marrying means to halve one's rights and double one's duties.
 
Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.
 
One should always be in love; that is the reason one should never marry.
 
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
 
A man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.
 
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