Quotes on Mariage

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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. And that is a good thing for any man
 
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
 
A man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.
 
If you want to stay single...look for the perfect mate !
 
SPOUSE: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
 
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
 
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
 
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
 
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
 
Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.
 
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
 
WEDDING: A necessary formality before securing a divorce.
 
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
 
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
 
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
 
The goal of marriage is not to think alike but to think together.
 
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
 
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife isn't saying.
 
Bigamy: Marrying a pretty girl and a good cook !
 
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
 
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
 
Marrying means to halve one's rights and double one's duties.
 
Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too
 
My wife and I have an agreement. I don't try to run her life and I don't try to run mine.
 
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry
 
A marriage is likely to be called happy if neither party ever expected to get much happiness out of it.
 
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
 
One should always be in love; that is the reason one should never marry.
 
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